beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

norcalchicana:

George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.

norcalchicana:

George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*